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Trombone Performance Major - Heavy Cotton Tee

Trombone Performance Major - Heavy Cotton Tee

Regular price $24.98 USD
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Nothing helps society progress like reinforcing stereotypes, said no one ever, but we sure get a kick out of this one. Show the world the self-deprecating cynic in you by doubling down on your support of pizza delivery drivers in their pursuit of higher education. The best part? The image can easily be replaced mentally with your flavor of salacious or nefarious profession and still be equally relevant. Mask that bitter pang of reality with this humorous shirt today - it'll feel so good.

*Note: We intend no disrespect to the noble order of pizza delivery drivers. 

Materials

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

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Dimensions

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98 27.99 30.04 31.97
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.24 7.76 8.23 8.74 9.25 9.76 10.24 10.75

Care Instructions

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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