Nothing helps society progress like reinforcing stereotypes, said no one ever, but we sure get a kick out of this one. Show the world the self-deprecating cynic in you by doubling down on your support of pizza delivery drivers in their pursuit of higher education. The best part? The image can easily be replaced mentally with your flavor of salacious or nefarious profession and still be equally relevant. Mask that bitter pang of reality with this humorous shirt today - it'll feel so good.
*Note: We intend no disrespect to the noble order of pizza delivery drivers.
