It is a well-known fact that Godzilla was a virtuosic trombonist. That this is not common knowledge to modern trombone audiences is a sign of the dismal times in which we live. But we, the die-hard trombone proletariat, will never forget our truth, nor shall we allow our gargantuan lizard ally of Japanese origin be forced to a sheltered life in the annals of doctoral dissertations. Nay, we will wear this shirt and remind the world of the OG music monster.
