What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?
An old-timey fantasy trombone position map, of course! Show off the full spectrum of your nerddom with this glorious, almost-education tee. Whether you're staying safe in the Shire or braving it past the Edge of the Wild into Mirkwood and beyond, this shirt will certainly serve as a handy reference when you get lost in the middle of a solo or piece. Just watch out for Smaug!
