If you've ever played in a production show or pit orchestra, you know the feeling of staring at a music score and seeing those three ominous words staring back at you: "intentionally left blank."
It's like a slap in the face - a reminder that even though you've spent years perfecting your craft, the composer still doesn't trust you to use your brain. "Don't worry," they seem to be saying, "I didn't forget to write something here. I just don't think you're smart enough to handle it."
But don't despair, fellow musicians - now you can wear your passive-aggressive pride on your chest with our "intentionally left blank" t-shirt. It's the perfect way to show the world that you're not just a mindless drone following someone else's instructions - you're an artist with the power to interpret and improvise.
So go ahead, wear it to your next gig and let everyone know that you're not afraid of a little empty space. After all, as the saying goes, "less is more" - and sometimes, intentionally leaving things blank is the smartest choice of all.
