Targeted Trombone - Heavy Cotton Tee

If you're headed to the boonies for a gig anytime soon, you're going to need something to help blend in with the local flavor. With this pièce de résistance, you'll be striking up a conversation with a grandpa (who happens to be a retired forklift operator, a Sagitarrius, and shouldn't be messed with as expressed explicitly on his own targeted shirt) in no time! So open-carry your ankle-strapped soprano trombones and mouthpiece sash with confidence next time you stop into Barstow Station, and let the sweet nectar of conformity wash over you like a sack of delicious beef jerky; you are now one with them.