Ah, the infamous "intentionally left blank" note - a musical masterpiece of passive-aggressiveness. It's as if the composer couldn't bear the thought of leaving any blank space without justifying it to the scrutinizing eyes of their players. But don't worry, dear musician, this hoodie has got your back. Wear it proudly and let everyone know that you too appreciate the beauty of empty staves and rests. Or maybe, just maybe, you'll spark a debate about the meaning of intentionality and the power of negative space in music. Who knows, with this sweatshirt, you might just become the Socrates of the pit orchestra world.
